Seriously, who wants to be called a turkey? Besides a turkey, of course - that bird is very proud of its species, for some reason or another (I think it's the wattle). Anyway, naming a race something like this means we're only so far away from having a "Disfigured Dash" or a "Corpulent Chase", right?

That concludes a three day look into turkeys - the weekly recitation will return tomorrow.