Lesson #521 - Salvation Army

There's nothing wrong with charity - but those bell ringers are everywhere. How do you prove you've already given to a different bell ringer without feeling judged? How do you avoid the repeat guilt?

You do it by plotting out escape routes from supermarkets, creating diversions in the mall, and figuring out how to turn yourself invisible. Wait, scratch that last one. Still, who would have thought that bell ringers would have the ability to prey on guilt insecurities?