Lesson #616 - Double Entendres

Imagine every word or phrase in every language having some kind of secondary sexual meaning. "Ceiling". "Towel". "Czech Republic". "Bowl of cereal". "Make the bed". "Red velvet cake". "Chemical engineering". "Florida Marlins". "Orpheus". "IRS". "Let sleeping dogs lie".

Yeah, you're scared now, aren't you? Thanks a lot, future generations. It's all your fault.

And having blamed future generations for something, I am now truly an old man.