Lesson #631 - Talking About Your Pets

Look, I get it - I used to distinctively, openly really not like cats. And then my wife and I got our first cat, Sprite, who tried to drink out of the toilet bowl, would army crawl across the floor, would come running to watch Red Sox games on the computer with me if I screamed "Henchman!", and repeatedly tried to take showers with me. Or I could tell you about how German punched me in the jaw once, or how another cat likes to help me do sit-ups . . . the point remains, it's not different for me or you or anyone. Talk about something else other than your pets all the time, please.