Lesson #692 - Email

Don't worry, elders, you haven't paved the way for a generation that shuns face-to-face communication, you've paved the way for a generation that shuns honesty and truth. And I bet you wouldn't have it any other way.

And yes, I'm so old-on-the-inside, I expect to be issued my cane and lawn and whippersnappers any day now. The cane to wave and the whippersnappers to be yelled at to get off the lawn, of course.