Lesson #694 - Head Scratches

I originally wrote 'rubbed' instead of 'scratched' and had to correct it when I realized how many people's minds would immediately go into the gutter.

An informal survey of almost all guys I know, conducted over the last 15 years of my life, has found the above to be true. Some of those guys also go slightly comatose during the head scratch. If only I could teach my dog to scratch my head when I'm scratching his, we could amuse each other for hours on end. (Get out of the gutter.)