Lesson #700 - Asses

One of the things I grew up learning was that it was important to be teased. People who avoid that lesson end up way too thin-skinned to deal with a lot of normal stuff that goes on in the world. When there's teasing among adults, though, it really comes down to being an ass or being an asshole - and to me, if you're an ass, you've at least got good intentions behind what you're doing.

So, yes. Aspire to be an ass. And come on, where else are you going to get that lesson?

The numbering is so screwed up around here, what with recitations and lessons both counting to the overall comic total. Still, big round numbers are still kind of cool. Hurray for 700.