Lesson #705 - Internet Love

Go ahead and substitute in whatever gender or relationship type best fits you - I was just trying to build off the older, well-known saying.

Also, it may be hypocritical of me to call people out who are being creepy on the internet, but I'm doing it for the purpose of humor, while they're doing it for the purpose of hopefully-I-can-touch-you-some-day. To me, one is obviously worse, right?