Lesson #722 - Therapy

In continuing my bad attempts at impressions, the alternative comic for today has my impression of a therapist.

I don't think therapy would be good for me. I'd be too tempted to keep trying to throw the therapist off with a weird-but-true story that could potentially completely cause him/her to reevaluate my entire neurosis. Who needs a therapist when you can just settle your issues by discussing them with your friends over a few beers? That's what friends and beers are for, after all. (Also, beers are tastier than most therapists.)