Lesson #794 - Aliases

The question you should not be asking yourself is, "Dante, why are you holding a wooden spear as if that's what Roman gladiators fought with, because that's not what they fought with?" The question you should actually asking yourself is, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

(This comic was inspired by a skit I remember friends writing from 1999 in which one character was named Maximus House.)