Lesson #807 - Lies Your Parents Told You

But to be fair, kids, it'd be really hard to do anything if you were as large in the chest area as superheroes are - either women or men. So be happy you might be ugly.

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Hey, there's a new shirt design in the STW store! Originally conceived years ago by my friend Ron based on this actual creature, and painstaking drawn and worked on by me. Perfect if you're a scientist who loves to play God, or if you're looking to preach a message of tolerance in a completely disturbing way. I hope you enjoy it and the other designs on the way.