Lesson #841 - A Handy Mid-Conversation Mental Map

Too many viking unicorns were lost in the wars waged across the lava fields . . . the role of human involvement in the devastation to their species is the reason they are no long considered to be factual creatures.

Those who write history control the past, and when you only have one horn and four itty bitty hooves, you don't get to be the ones who write history.