Lesson #855 - How Old You Are

And to keep in line with my current presence in the overlap, I'm not wearing any pants underneath that labcoat.

(I also pulled back out my old hat for a day, but that's a different story.)

Readers often ask me how old I am. Because I'm not interested in telling them the truth, and because giving the age of my inner monologue is rather misleading (as it ranges between 47 and 72, depending on the day), I usually just say, "Old enough to know better, young enough not to care." Which is true, and not a terrible credo to remind yourself to stay happy, either. If you're looking for a new credo, you can feel free to steal it.