Lesson #891 - Creeping People Out, Part IX

I guess you have to say "who you are wearing" if you're practically advertising for the designer at the same time. But wouldn't it be better if you could answer that question by naming your pets, and then having part of your dress/tuxedo purr or bark at the interviewer?

That's the best joke I came up with about the Oscars. I think this is likely a close second, though.