Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Lesson #911 - Rules For Pet Owning
Rule #11 does not apply if your pet is aquatic. Because it is likely you will soon no longer have such a pet if you try to spoon with it, so it likely won't matter what arrangement you use.
I've got ideas for assorted rules in this handbook. I'll probably return to it from time to time.