Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Recitation #46 - Pick-Up Lines
Guster might be a bit vague, but I knew a girl who once thought it would be successful if you knew the song.
If I wasn't married, I probably would try to use the literature lines. Keeping one creepy eyebrow raised afterwards might actually do the trick.
If you've got a recitation question, send it in. And if any of the above lines succeed, I don't know why you're trying them, or how the hell any could work, but I'd love to hear if they did.