Recitation #61 - Drunk-Dialing

I've never drunk-dialed anyone, but once when I was abroad, I went home after a wine party and proceeded to have a drunk conversation on instant messager with my grandparents for half an hour. I've made smarter choices. At least they didn't notice.

If you've got a question for recitation, send it on in. I'll then print them all out, place them all over the floor in my living room, and whichever one the cat falls over on first, I'll answer next week. Or something like that.