Recitation #70 - Iambic Pentameter

Now that was a hell of a recitation question. I make a joke on a throw-away line about not requiring your recitation questions in iambic pentameter, and JE steps up to the challenge. Much thanks, JE. I really may have the best readers of anyone on the internet. That's right, I said it.

(Now I dare someone to go and recite this in a poetry class this year.)

If you've got a recitation question you think is high quality, send it in. As in all things that aren't necessarily heavily reliant on facts, the more creative the better.