Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #1129 - Preparation

About halfway through, Bitey started peeing on me. At least a Dante-and-Bitey turtle-handling incident did not lead to someone accidentally injecting himself with turtle medication. This time.

Red-eared sliders can live to be fifty, and I've only had Bitey for seven years. Plenty of time for her to pick up how to use the bo staff, right? (And that's absolutely what she's going to learn, if I have any say in it.)