Lesson #1179 - Promiscuity

"Now, you just keep enjoying the company of your cousin here, and I'll emerge from cryogenic freezing to introduce myself to your lovely descendent in 15 generations or so, alright? Here, this round's on me, you two!"

(The original article's here, by the way.)

Quick side note - I'd really like to update the collection of pictures of readers wearing STW shirts, so if you'vegot a shirt and don't mind, I'd love if you would send along a picture of yourself wearing one! (And soon enough, you'll be able to send in pictures of you in labcoats! The new store is almost up!) Much appreciated, kids.