Lesson #1253 - Best Laid Plans

The first half of this lesson is entirely true. Seriously, go look it up. If the second half of this lesson makes complete sense to you and you see absolutely no joke or facetiousness in it, please go seek help. Seriously. You can look up that, too, if you need to.

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