Lesson #1322 - A Not Valentine

Here you go, a day early so that you can hand it out to whoever you don't want to be your Valentine. I say this, mind you, as a married man with a wife who has no interest in celebrating Valentine's Day, so the comic above will not cost me as much as it might you. If you would prefer a different Not Valentine card, you can use the STW comic made last year, too.

TRANSCRIPTIONS: There are just a few untranscribed comics remaining - a major thank you to everyone who has helped out!