Lesson #1323 - Valentine's Love

I wrote several verses and multiple choruses for a Not Valentine's song for you, but I ended up hating it, so you get a straight-up comic instead. Simply put, though, I fail to see how setting high expectations for romance that you demand as being a great idea for a holiday about love. Somehow celebrating love is more true today than other days? That's mildly insane. Anyway, Happy Old People Sex Day. Since that's really what today is about.