Lesson #1375 - Pick-Up Methods

Perhaps this method will work! Or perhaps the object of your affection will be allergic. It is a crap shoot, when it comes down to it. In any case, if you don't have a cat, may I recommend any of these pick-up lines? I have been informed by multiple STW students that they are indeed successful, perhaps they will work for you, too!

BABYWATCH: The nurse at the main desk didn't believe me that the baby still had not yet arrived despite what is now fourteen nights in the hospital. She did not seem to want to hear about how I've engineered my bedside sleeping chair so I can sleep on my stomach. Which, frankly, is better than sleeping in a chair that keeps your butt about a foot lower than the rest of your body.

STW STORE: It is starting to get warmer already! Which, hey, means you might need a new t-shirt or two, right? Well, there are some great ones in the STW store! Anything you get helps support STW, for which I truly thank you. As does Sprite the cat.