Surviving the World
A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd
Lesson #1469 - Names
This is completely true, and I'm not even sure what is the best part about it all: that the individual involved also had 25 middle names, so that with his first name he had a name starting with each letter of the alphabet (Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus), OR that he was name name name name name, senior . . . meaning, yes, he gave his son his exact crazy name, too. What a delightfully weird world.
Also, I ran out of chalk making this. You're probably not surprised.