Lesson #1489 - New Parents, Part IV

And before you say that the difference is that specifically baby hands and baby fingers are delicious, I will have you know that I HAVE ALREADY TRIED THIS. As in, Cannonball has grabbed my lip with her tiny hand and so I have pretendingly eaten her whole fist. I mean, I can't stick my fist in my mouth like some people apparently can, but why should I attempt to when I can already do that with my baby's fist? Anyway, I digress. Where was I? Oh, yes. Babies, either share your secret recipe for tasty hands or quit your babbling of falsehoods and lies.

ARCHIVE PAGE: Did you know that there is a different 'file under' bad joke on the archive page for each lesson? Not the same bad joke you see directly under the comic? It's true. Perhaps you've been missing out.