Lesson #1545 - Outlooks On Life

Remember, kids, a little delusion goes a long, long way! And too much delusion will lead to one too many shocks to the system, once you realize that you're not actually the king of Lobstertania. And that you just ate your uncle for dinner. Boy, that will be awkward to explain at Thanksgiving.

(Please note that this curve assumes you are not in a permanent state of delusion with no connection to the real world. In which case, you are probably very happy in Lobstertania. And stay away from me with that melted butter.)