Lesson #1591 - Drinking Early

But of course, there's also the multi-worlds counter-argument. It may be five o'clock somewhere and somewhen, but you're already drinking there, so who says you get to drink twice? Or, actually, who says you get to drink infinite-times? Back to work, you slacker.

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