Lesson #1652 - Antidotes

Right here, cats, right here, I'd tell you that it's this kind of nonsense that borders on potentially diabolically evil that keeps you from surpassing dogs as man's best friend, I'd tell you that if anything could ever get you to care about anything, you unconditional indifference offerers. You don't care, you stopped even pretending to be nice and read it about 1000 comics ago. Jerks.

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