Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #1679 - Birthday Greetings

Some day in the far off future, when Cannonball is old enough, I'll show her the pictures I took of the placenta that she dragged into the world behind her. I'm still not sure why I took pictures. No, I know why. Horrified fascination. Anyway, the point of all this is that you now have a great way to handle those Facebook reminders of friends whose birthday it is but you haven't seen them in a while and you feel weird just saying happy birthday so now you can say something else entirely and possibly they'll defriend you so you never have to wish them happy birthday again. And run-on sentences are fun.