Apparently an obese 10-year-old has a 45-year-old heart. Don't worry, we're sure that can be fixed with a little dieting or stomach stapling, right?

The fear of nudity is a weird one, though.

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How's the crossword coming along? Crosswords are totally the snake's hip.

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Remember, you can send in a question for Friday recitations and we'll answer it if it's half decent.