Lesson #1767 - Mustards

Debating buying this mustard I found online this morning called "Blazing Rectums".

Actually, forget grapefruit - if my students next fall really want to get on my good side, instead of placing an apple on my desk the first day, they'll give me a jar of local mustard. Not that bribes work or anything, but, hey, you know.

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