Lesson #1802 - Bodies

I've received a bunch of email and Twitter spam lately that I've been debating responding to. If only I knew it was a person on the other side and not a soulless robot! Just forcing them to explain, all the while further convincing them that they were talking to a legimiately crazy person, would be worth at least half the time and effort.

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