Lesson #2143 - Barbecue

But Dante, you ask, how can one barbecue something like terrible beer? Surely you can't barbecue that! Aha, but you're wrong:

1) Take bottle of bad beer.
2) Tape to the end of a long pole.
3) Pour barbecue sauce over the open mouth of the beer.
4) Hold beer over the fire from the end of your pole.
5) Pull back when done, consume when an appropriate temperature.

Ta da!

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