Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #2361 - Job Hunting

And even if you did manage to hunt one down, the company would probably no longer be interested in hiring you for the position.

Or if you did manage to hunt one down, would you have killed off the position? Is this why layoffs happen? When executives decide they need to reduce the number of positions in their companies, do they all go out for leisurely hunts, have the hounds track down the jobs while they chase after with horns and horses and guns, and then later mount the position on the wall? "This is the endangered species I got while on safari, and this is the endangered position I got while downsizing." Oh, to be an executive.

I prefer to all my job hunting with a net and knife, anyway.

This has gotten a little creepy.

I'll stop talking now.