Lesson #2362 - States of Being

But Dante, you say, Schrodinger and his wife had no kids! This is true, I respond, but there was also no cat, either. It was just a thought experiment. Schrodinger didn't need cats to know they're both dead and alive, just like he didn't need kids to know they existed simultaneously in states of yes and no!

(Actually, Schrodinger had no kids with his wife, but he did have one with his mistress! That's an entirely different thought experiment that let's not get into right now.)

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