Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #2383 - Winter Storms

I've figured out the explanation for why us New Englanders eat the most ice cream in the country! It's not because to spite the cold weather, or because we're home to the best ice cream manufacturers in the country. No, it's because we're surrounded by the key ingredient for a giant chunk of the year and we know better than to be wasteful. Look, if you were surrounded by 8-foot deep drifts of coconuts for months of the year, you'd be having your fair share of Tiki drinks, wouldn't you? Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to go shovel another two feet out of my driveway.