Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #2626 - Turkeys

Consider what impact this would have beyond the national bird - how many sports teams have been named the eagles because of the connection to the national bird? There would now be an NFL team named the Philadelphia Turkeys; endless colleges would suddenly be the Screamin' Eagles. "Hotel California" would now be the hit song by The Turkeys. Then there would be the eagle farms that would sprout up everywhere, which actually makes you wonder if the route to saving endangered species is to make all species a commonly-eaten food and devote farms to mass-producing them. Speaking of which, who wants a California Condor Hot Dog?

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