Lesson #2818 - Space Diplomacy

The amazing thing about this is that you are inevitably forcing the Martian humans (or, if you prefer, the Mumans) to break apart and settle into two warring coutries when, inevitably, their terran ancestries bring up certain differences that can never be overcome. So then who will the Earth humans (or, if you prefer, the Humans) side with? And what in hell were we thinking? We'll totally deserve it when Jupitarians wipe us all out in a millennia or so.

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