Lesson #3287 - Effective Teaching

Classes finally start up again for me this Wednesday, and I'm back in the professorial saddle for my sixth year, ready to do everything I can to get these kids to learn, short of throwing actual braincells at them and hoping they stick, although I'm also willing to give that a try if anyone's got some braincells they're willing to part with. Do you think I could get that funded through the NSF? I bet I could get it IRB approved. Surely. How could anyone say no?