Lesson #330 - Guide To Identifying Bite Marks

One of Dante's friends once was bitten by twenty-five different ticks, all infected with Lyme disease, and ended up with twenty-five bullseye marks. Did you know that the symptoms of lyme disease stay with you for the rest of your life, one of which is extreme paranoia? You didn't? Well, you find out really quickly when you start getting stabbed by a blunt spoon because your friend believes, in his words, 'everything is out to get me.'

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