Lesson #942 - Backhair

For most of my life, I have not had backhair. Until the past few months, when all of a sudden, I grew some very long hairs in one of the styles drawn above. I'm ashamed to admit which one.

Having done a internet image search for backhair, I would also like to say: if you shave messages into your backhair, you're an idiot. It looks terrible, and you should be told that you are an idiot for having done something that an idiot would do. You idiot.