Lesson #970 - Size Matters

Ladies (and gentlemen), you wouldn't be a little turned on if some guy came up to you with one arm in and one arm way out, hands like claws, chatting normally but waving that extended arm all around to show it off?

Let me tell you - no, no you would not. But I'd certainly be able to tell if you had a sense of humor or not, so how do you like them appl - wait, why did you just grab a shell cracker?