Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #976 - Corn

I want to throttle people whenever I see them peel back corn and then put it back in the stack. This clearly doesn't happen everywhere - you would never see this behavior at a farmstand, and you would never see it with another vegetable or fruit, like a banana. But corn in grocery stores? I want to march over, grab the ruined ears of corn, and start smacking the people with them. "You have lost your privilege to eat corn on the cob!" And then I will jam the ears of corn into their ears.

So yes. Don't be these people. I would hate to have to march over and attack you with corn.