Lesson #1289 - Airplane Seating Protocol

This should solve the problem easily enough.

Oh, and the above is meant quite seriously as a solution. You don't think you have enough room to sit and you need to recline? Well, too bad, jackass. Once the person behind you has a head rest lodged in his/her teeth and a seat back lodged against his/her knee, even the eleventh circle of hell is too good for you.