Surviving the World

A Photocomic Education by Dante Shepherd

Lesson #2141 - World Cup Ineptitude

I know there's a lot of dichotomy between excitement for the World Cup and outrage at FIFA (already excellently covered by John Oliver) but I am looking forward to yearning against all likelihood that the US can make it out of the first round and its terrible, terrible draw. You know their second match is being held in the rain forest? I'm not saying that I want Portugal to be accidentally eaten by piranhas, but, you know, perhaps the Portuguese can arrive to the game having been just . . . nipped a little.

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